Smiley Gif

Being productive.... Made a Gif... 

Will happily show people how to make em :) or make em for people :) tweet me if you want one :)
Twitter : markimo2

He Walks!

So here's another little animation I created whilst I've been improving my skills learning how to switch cameras and getting the speed of the movements right.

My First Animation

So I wanted to upload this to Deviantart but it was to much of a pain in the ass for such a short video XD. This was just a test so I can get used to the animation process in Blender.

Technology

Saw this on the MSN technology page















and couldn't help but make this:

Big Brother

• Big Brother: mole Michael is put under more pressure

Has he been given the task of making the show watchable?? 

:P

Bieber Going To Space 2

In relation to my post yesterday about Justin Bieber going up to space on Richard Bransons space flight. 

Thats one way to entice the aliens to attack take him up into space and introduce them to his music. 

Or on the other hand take him up with Nicki Minaj and get them to play "Beauty And The Beat".
The sound of his voice coupled with Nicki Minaj's face would be enough to scare of any alien invaders :P.

Bieber Going To Space!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22797836

Biebers going to be on Richard Bransons space flight.
Dear god lets hope the rocket breaks down and he can't get back XD
Or let's hope that's Richard Bransons hidden agenda.....

Facebook (Again)

Am I the only one who seems thinks that this is how Facebook is seen by everyone??

Facebook AKA Lets all moan about the slightest little thing wrong in life to a computer program.

One Direction Idols!!

"#OneDirectionAkaBestIdolsInTheWorld"

No words needed to explain the hilarity of this trend :P did someone forget to tell me that people like:


 "Listen, smile agree and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway" Robert Downey Jr teaching people to be whoever they want to be.




       

Nick Vujicic was born in Melbourne, Australia with the rare Tetra-amelia disorder: limbless, missing both arms at shoulder level, and having one small foot with two toes protruding from his left thigh. Despite the absence of limbs, he is doing surf and swimming, and playing golf and soccer. Nick graduated from college at the age of 21 with a double major in Accounting and Financial Planning. He began his travels as a motivational speaker, focusing on the topics that today's teenagers face.

(http://www.oddee.com/item_96763.aspx#txgIKWytBZc776jV.99) 

Had died? 

One direction are far from the best idols ever.
My dad is a far better idol than they will ever be. 

The Freedom Tower

Sooo as a memorial to the world trade centre the Americans have built something called "The Freedom Tower" or as more commonly known as by the terrorists 

"Round 2" 

Im Not Crazy

People say im crazy because im always talking to myself but my pet unicorn and the leprechaun that rides him say im perfectly normal. :p

Drugs On Tour Bus

So drugs have been found on Justin Biebers tour bus. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/22292464)

Cant say im surprised. you'd have to be high something to put up with him on a tour bus. 

Crying At Thatchers Funeral

Reading the news today and saw the news story about George Osbourne shedding a tear at Thatchers funeral. This is him in the photo that was featured in the article:

If you ask me it looks like he's just shit himself! :P

Religious Groups

Reading around on different websites and I read ' religious groups ranked by size' or in normal speak how many people have the same imaginary friend. 

Clearly A Spelling Mistake

Face it thats clearly a typo :P 

The Queen As A Bond Girl

So read in the news today that the queen has been given a Bafta for her role as the Bond girl at the opening ceremony and has been named as the most memorable bond girl.

Just imagine the queen having a full role in the next bond movie. Her and Bond at the bar doing shots trying to out drink each other, or maybe something as simple as the Queen running around with Bond blasting away and beating seven shades of shit out of the terrorists. everytime she blasts a terrorist away she shouts "hail to the Queen baby!".

The one thing I certainly wouldn't want to see the Queen doing in the next Bond film is the same inevitable scene that happens in all of the Bond films, Bond and the Queen in bed together. 


One thing that cannot be unseen.....

David Cameron

Headline from the daily telegraph: David Cameron wades into swamp to rescue sheep. 

He's all for saving animals but he continues to fuck the people.

Oscar Pistorious

Oscar Pistorious has been granted freedom to travel to compete. Not that it's hard to stop him from travelling.

Just steal his legs whilst he sleeps.

Nelson Mandela

Bbc headline: Nelson Mandela responding to treatment.
Yeah he's probably shouting "ouch that fucking hurt" when the nurse can't find the vein.

POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE!!!

Now the title should explain this one to everyone I dont intend to offend anyone but I have a very dark sense of humour.

Now that shite's out the way....

Newborn babies have a soft spot on the top of their head when they re first born.
I wonder if you squeeze it hard enough their brains will come out like play doh??

Facebook

am i the only one that thinks about deleting all the poeple off of facebook who moan about being bored but then realises there d be no one left? :P

Gamer's Moms

Am I the only one who thinks gamer's mums must be some of the nicest and kindest people in the world?
every night they are out satisfying thousands of people they manage to do this and still be back in time to cook dinner! 
:) 

Hmmmm

Is it just me or does life seem just like pornhub?

Everyday we read the news and read about someone getting fucked and we watch the news in the evening and see videos of someone getting fucked.

Imaginary Friends

Why is it when we were little it was fine to have an imaginary friend and then when we grow up if we still spoke imaginary people we re insane yet a bunch of people who go to church on a sunday and talk to their imaginary friend are allowed to decide whether or not two people who are in love can get married?

Enough Proof That God Doesn't Exist?

Saw this on my news feed on facebook that someone had liked.
"One Direction Proof That Perfection Exists"

So I searched it up to see what it was all about. And before clicking on any results I got all these:

To say the least this is enough proof that God does not exist. If he did exist he wouldn't leave us to deal with these delusional morons.