Oscar Pistorious

Oscar Pistorious has been granted freedom to travel to compete. Not that it's hard to stop him from travelling.

Just steal his legs whilst he sleeps.

Nelson Mandela

Bbc headline: Nelson Mandela responding to treatment.
Yeah he's probably shouting "ouch that fucking hurt" when the nurse can't find the vein.

POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE!!!

Now the title should explain this one to everyone I dont intend to offend anyone but I have a very dark sense of humour.

Now that shite's out the way....

Newborn babies have a soft spot on the top of their head when they re first born.
I wonder if you squeeze it hard enough their brains will come out like play doh??

Facebook

am i the only one that thinks about deleting all the poeple off of facebook who moan about being bored but then realises there d be no one left? :P

Gamer's Moms

Am I the only one who thinks gamer's mums must be some of the nicest and kindest people in the world?
every night they are out satisfying thousands of people they manage to do this and still be back in time to cook dinner! 
:) 

Hmmmm

Is it just me or does life seem just like pornhub?

Everyday we read the news and read about someone getting fucked and we watch the news in the evening and see videos of someone getting fucked.

Imaginary Friends

Why is it when we were little it was fine to have an imaginary friend and then when we grow up if we still spoke imaginary people we re insane yet a bunch of people who go to church on a sunday and talk to their imaginary friend are allowed to decide whether or not two people who are in love can get married?

Enough Proof That God Doesn't Exist?

Saw this on my news feed on facebook that someone had liked.
"One Direction Proof That Perfection Exists"

So I searched it up to see what it was all about. And before clicking on any results I got all these:

To say the least this is enough proof that God does not exist. If he did exist he wouldn't leave us to deal with these delusional morons.