Im Not Crazy

People say im crazy because im always talking to myself but my pet unicorn and the leprechaun that rides him say im perfectly normal. :p

Drugs On Tour Bus

So drugs have been found on Justin Biebers tour bus. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/22292464)

Cant say im surprised. you'd have to be high something to put up with him on a tour bus. 

Crying At Thatchers Funeral

Reading the news today and saw the news story about George Osbourne shedding a tear at Thatchers funeral. This is him in the photo that was featured in the article:

If you ask me it looks like he's just shit himself! :P

Religious Groups

Reading around on different websites and I read ' religious groups ranked by size' or in normal speak how many people have the same imaginary friend. 

Clearly A Spelling Mistake

Face it thats clearly a typo :P 

The Queen As A Bond Girl

So read in the news today that the queen has been given a Bafta for her role as the Bond girl at the opening ceremony and has been named as the most memorable bond girl.

Just imagine the queen having a full role in the next bond movie. Her and Bond at the bar doing shots trying to out drink each other, or maybe something as simple as the Queen running around with Bond blasting away and beating seven shades of shit out of the terrorists. everytime she blasts a terrorist away she shouts "hail to the Queen baby!".

The one thing I certainly wouldn't want to see the Queen doing in the next Bond film is the same inevitable scene that happens in all of the Bond films, Bond and the Queen in bed together. 


One thing that cannot be unseen.....

David Cameron

Headline from the daily telegraph: David Cameron wades into swamp to rescue sheep. 

He's all for saving animals but he continues to fuck the people.